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Rated 1 / 5 stars

A game? More like an e-intervention simulation.

You know, I try to stay open minded, but this was absolutely one of the worst examples of flash I've seen since newgrounds. The music made me want to blow my brains out, the dialogue was terrible, and the whole concept was about as interesting as watching paint dry.

You got a 2 because I could actually turn the music off btw.

If this was some half ass attempt school project, then fine. Otherwise, I would recommend you stay away from flash and do something more useful, like join a congressional lobbying committee, which is actually a step up in your case.

Time4Cat Time4Cat

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Lame as they come

Okay it was well programmed....too bad it had no point.

The Torture Game 2 The Torture Game 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Cry for help or attention, you decide...

Why do I have a feeling that the creator of this is planning on the next Columbine attack. Seriously, this is either an immature kid who is trying to piss of his, perhaps her, parents or a peek into a demented mind of emotional pain and anger. This goes beyond violent into obscenely grotesque and morbid. I recommend whoever made this seek some psychological counseling.

Saddam Hanging Game Saddam Hanging Game

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Anything to get attention eh?

Not to be dramatic or anything but I think I'll take this opportunity to analyze you. In my mind you're either a sadistic idiot, an attention hungry web troll, or a cynical individual who uses tasteless humor, and the current news limelight, to try and profit from this.

Yes, I realize what type of web site this is; which, by the way, has gotten worse over time. Yes, I realize the audience demographic that populates this portal. Finally, I believe people should have the right to express themselves. However, that means I also have the right to tell you that regardless of what type of individual you are, this is still trash.

Executions are nothing to be made fun of. Someday you'll die and you better hope no one is trying to use it for media exposure. Perhaps, instead of registering for a stupid web domain and making crap like this, you should really consider death in its entirety. There is nothing funny about it.

I know what your thinking, this guy is being way too serious over a stupid cartoon. Nah, I just believe in having some tact and respect for grave situations such as these. Grow up

Mediapickle responds:

I appreciate your candor and understand where your view is coming from.

You can say anything you want because it is your right to, but, that aside, you don't know me and cannot base your judgement of me - from my work.

You can also say this piece is trash, as that is your right as well, but... I would never make a game like this based on some innocent individual who has never hurt so much as a flea in their life. Take a look at who this game is about - Saddam, well known for killing TONS of his own people with no regret or guilt what-so-ever. For this, I don't really think too deeply morally about making a game that lets you virtually hang Saddam six different sick and twisted ways. Did he thikn too deeply about mass killings? I think not.

I don't think executions are funny, especially those of innocent people who did nothing wrong.

And yeah, it is a cartoon, but let's face it, at some point there will obviously be a video showing his real hanging for all to see. Will you watch that and have the same critisism of the person who filmed it, I wonder?

ClixSposing Kitraandra ClixSposing Kitraandra

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sexy erotica!, with cartoon animals....

Well, this was done well from an adult game viewpoint. However, through no fault of the submitter, I think it was bad form to put this as a front page entry.

I admit that its rather harmless considering its just a cartoon but it's still pretty graphic and the age demographic of the newgrounds audience is early to late teens. Many are even younger.

I'm not saying you shouldn't have an adult section but that should be limited to users who can prove their age of 18 or above. You certainly shouldn't have this kind of stuff on the front page where any child could look it up.

But anyway, the game followed classic hentai form with the standard monster rape of a woman. It's hot....if you don't have a girlfriend.

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GSPervert responds:

Honestly, I agree. Porn shouldn't be on the front page, especially if you can see adult material without having to click on a link stating you are over 18.

I know it might mean fewer hits and less ad revenue, but maybe adult stuff should ONLY be viewable by people who have a valid account and state their age as over 18. I'm going to write the guys about this.

Training targets Training targets

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Spectacular practice shooting game

I found this to be extremely fun, especially in survival mode. My highest score is 7420 and its still climbing. I'm kinda addicted to it until i reach 10000

Kill the Emo Kill the Emo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

An exaggerated, yet funny, cartoon.

Reminds me of Joe Cartoons where you kill hamsters or frogs. Nothing original but still funny.

P.S. To Alexandrious: I think you need to get off the shortbus and get a freaking life. Ooooh yah you put people in the hospital...i doubt it. Even if you did, who the hell cares? I think you need to have someone teach you the a lesson.

Dragonslayer v1.2 Dragonslayer v1.2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Decent game with alot of potential.

This could be an addicting game if it had more features, options, enemies etc...

P.S. To allcarfan, Yes you do suck....hardcore